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25 Responses to “Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus”

1. atlista Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   hahaha that was great!

2. MrJohnnyrace Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   I am a 1954 model. I like my eight tracks.

3. ultima3210 Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   Oh yea the other major failures were the fuel pump which went and had to get replaced….and the wheel bearings….

4. dvskore Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   No, Actually you sound like a ignorant fanboy. Ford? The best car company? I beg to differ, Answer this. If Ford is the best car company then why would Onion do a parody about them? Ford is trash, the sooner you understand that, the sooner you’ll be absloved of your idiotic statement.

5. dmerca01 Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   I bet 50% of the viewers look up Primus after this video.

6. ultima3210 Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   Also BMWs have a heavier feeling to the steering…like im not driving a plastic japanese car….yea i know the feeling….I one time drove my friends honda accord…great car….it was just that the car felt lighter….i didnt like it as much.

7. ultima3210 Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   A 2004 with 60,000 miles….hmmm not sure the transmission service schedule on the car but a 2004 car shouldnt have to do that…its so new. My car has 142,000 miles. The only problem really I had was when i took a bump to fast and cracked my radiator…it was my fault….fixed it….but still runs smooth as a baby….Just have to do the regular oil changes….check fluids…tire pressure…I just don’t have that much money really. Just basic maintenance and your car should last you many years.

8. gnrdude Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   HAHAH I love the DOLe KEMP Bumper Sticker…

9. servicenot Says:
   November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

   Dog will hunt.

10. heferti Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I wonder how many Americans are actually go to their Ford dealers to check it out……

11. maxman1812 Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    THANK YOU. that was exactly what i was thinking.

12. MrJohnnyrace Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Does it have an eight track player ???

13. BlackVirusxz Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    man, this car looks sweet

14. unsupported Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    The number on the Superbowl ad goes to a Spanish language company.

15. cldump Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    funny they choose ford as their mark. Ford is the only company that did not suck obamas cock and sell out. and the only one left standing.

16. evanhartfield Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    lol! I had a 94 Ford Tempo once. I was in an accident when someone rear-ended my car, and when I tried to get parts, it came up as “discontinued” and that was in 2000. Six years later, and they discontinued parts for my car. LOL

17. RacerE7773 Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    my tempo’s did. In fact, the parts for the air bag system alone cost more than the car was worth.

18. link1987m Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    it is real ^_^

19. wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    A typical car in my country costs at least 15 K USD.

    This Ford Taurus seems like a great bargain….if only it were real.

20. brtshstel Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I had a 96 Taurus and I loved it. Too bad the Taurus generations from the 90s have problems with head gaskets and transmissions.

21. brtshstel Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    and seat belts and locking doors!! lol

22. Onodera1980 Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    The superbowl ad was super.

23. gilkwad Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    lol but burn at the same time

24. o00o0o0o0o0o Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    xDDDDDDDDD

25. CorporalDogmeat Says:
    November 9th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I lol’d @ the Superbowl advertisement

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