no u christian fuck my mother and father (rest his soul) got together u stupid fuck or did god miricaled my ass on this fucking planet and giving birth has nothing to do whit us humans he are gods creatures PLEASE GIVE ME A BRAKE WHY ARE WE HAVING SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE JOUST FOR FUN?? OR TO HAVE CHILDREN OR DID GOG FUCK MY WIFE AND SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN DAMN THAT IS A FUCKER UP SYSTEM!!! U DAMN GOD FUCKERS!!!!!
a) Mormons believe in 3 separate main Gods (1st Article of Faith), exactly as the New Testament states there are.
b) Mormons also believe in gods many and lords many. If you did a comparative study of most “pagan” religions, you’d see that they all came from Sumeria, and over time each nation interpreted the divine geneaology their own way, in accordance to their national identity. Christianity calls most of these beings either angels or demons, but both are the same basic “species”.
He can handle 35 hours of mandatory schooling a week, but 3 measly hours sitting in a pew on Sunday and he steals his parents keys and drives home?
I didn’t like going to church at that age either (I don’t go now, even though I still consider myself LDS), but is the crappy Sunday afternoon TV lineup or 3 more hours on the XBox really worth a police chase?
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
you do the same
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
yooooo, if al dat cusin part is reel, dese kids r funy as hel, lol =P
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
no u christian fuck my mother and father (rest his soul) got together u stupid fuck or did god miricaled my ass on this fucking planet and giving birth has nothing to do whit us humans he are gods creatures PLEASE GIVE ME A BRAKE WHY ARE WE HAVING SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE JOUST FOR FUN?? OR TO HAVE CHILDREN OR DID GOG FUCK MY WIFE AND SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN DAMN THAT IS A FUCKER UP SYSTEM!!! U DAMN GOD FUCKERS!!!!!
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
so how do u think u got here, if GOD doesn’t exist
drshadowk9, out of sum old mutha fuka’s ass?
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
i swear to drunk officer, im not god!
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
wow.
he was mormon?
if he is, im so sorry.
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
jejejejeejj mormons jijijij jajajjajajaj
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Lol
This Is Funny
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
you can only drive if your like 32… if your still that age you’ll still get that kind of trouble.
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
was that realy him cussing
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
he really didnt want to go to church
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
He’s drunk, officer, he’s swunk!!
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
i don’t blame him. mormons scare me in some small way. think utah?
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
wait till he’s a teenager!
that’s when the real trouble begins…
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
wow!!!!!!! its next gen. of gangbangers
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
id do that anyday.. >.>
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
LOL
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
pretty funny
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
haahahahahaha
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
The anti-church movement has begun! The youth took the initiative
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
ROFL! no church!
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
church does suck
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
a) Mormons believe in 3 separate main Gods (1st Article of Faith), exactly as the New Testament states there are.
b) Mormons also believe in gods many and lords many. If you did a comparative study of most “pagan” religions, you’d see that they all came from Sumeria, and over time each nation interpreted the divine geneaology their own way, in accordance to their national identity. Christianity calls most of these beings either angels or demons, but both are the same basic “species”.
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
He can handle 35 hours of mandatory schooling a week, but 3 measly hours sitting in a pew on Sunday and he steals his parents keys and drives home?
I didn’t like going to church at that age either (I don’t go now, even though I still consider myself LDS), but is the crappy Sunday afternoon TV lineup or 3 more hours on the XBox really worth a police chase?
August 17th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
yes