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25 Responses to “The Stinger”

1. tubez4321 Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   It doesn’t have an ironing board. I’m not buying.

2. RichGilly Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   about 10 years in the future.

3. RichGilly Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   WHAT??!?!!!???!!!
   This thing has freaking EVERYTHING!
   I want!
   Why do they never come out with these sweet machines?!

4. jeskibuff Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   Hey, Pontiac WAS forward thinking. They included TWO vacuum cleaners! When some other car company decided to include a vacuum cleaner in their car, Pontiac could say “our Stinger comes with 2, so it’s better than yours”!! That kind of thinking will keep you in the auto business for years to come, eh? (sarcasm)

5. MobaTalk Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   But wait, that’s not all! Call now, and we’ll double your order. That’s right! Two Stingers for the price of one. Call now! Operators are standing by.

6. mofles67 Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   Where’s the ipod jack or the dvd player?

7. andergriff Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   Now just get some co-operation from the UAW and build it at an affordable price and within the next ten years. Oops! You don’t have ten years…

8. Effedup Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   That looks REAL safe.

9. Stage4B Says:
   May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

   I want it so bad

10. pimpshiza Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    It “stings” when you look at it.

11. XStylus Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    From the same people who brought you the Aztek.

12. agent7788 Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    They should have called it The Homer.

13. jgq85 Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    No foldout ironing board?

14. RajaofNYandPGH Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    I can’t see why Pontiac went under.

15. Champain1143 Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    I would imagine if this were to crash doing 20, it would probably fall apart, like tossing a Lego car down some stairs.

16. mtktm Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    glad that they didn’t make it. Just be more crap to be lost, or never used :p

17. little575 Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Do you have something against World of Warcraft?

18. zacharybroyles Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    This looks like something you could have won on Double Dare

19. soapisgood Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    haha look at all that cheap plastic.

20. elTiburon1971 Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    That TOOL kit would have been useful in every Pontiac.

21. MasterEvilAce Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Wow, the entire car basically comes apart…. makes replacing panels after a wreck easy

22. TheSpiderMind Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    I can has stinger with ipod upgrade?

23. remasterus Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Wow. Just Wow. No wonder Pontiac went bankrupt. With shit like this being touted as ‘a 2 million dollar design excersize with 10 times that much potential in traffic stopping power’ its no wonder they couldnt compete with Japanese cars. Heres a tip: less gimmicky crap, more ‘awesome reliability’. How about taking that 2 million and building a better, more reliable transmission? But no…that would have been smart.

24. bacchanal888 Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    @ 0:49 “hey pal, you think you own the beach”.

25. edknaves Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Great I am insane now thanks guys.

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